Landshark

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks

(Source: theyellovvbrickroad, via livinlikelexy)

incises:

one time i went on a date

no i didn’t

(via livinlikelexy)

youngandsomuchtimetogo:

laughingisbetter:

willoughbyknott:

lunarkaiser:

alphakittycannon:

trytowin:

naninutella:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.

I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING

I WAS GIGGLING TOO

My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:

My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.

That actually tickled!!!

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER DONE. WOW…JUST WOW. it even tickled when he put the razor up to my ear. Just..wow.

(Source: awesomaticeric, via forg3t-nothing)

in the year 6057

• historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
• historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
• historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood